Western Arab

I had my wisdom teeth removed last week. They are finally gone.

At the dentist office, I was presented with three pages worth of the worst things to read before getting general anesthesia or maybe it was local. Apparently you can suffer from a stroke, have a heart attack, get temporarily paralyzed, vomit, and possibly die from getting some of this pumped into your blood. Oh and there is probably a .01 chance of becoming a mutant with super powers. This .01 chance is the only reason I checked all those boxes, signing my life away.

Well they placed a blood pressure monitor on my arm, two sensors on my chest, one on my stomach, two clear tubes up each nostril for oxygen, a pulse rate monitor on my finger and an IV in my hand. I remember the surgeon said “you are sweating”. The next thing I remember is waking up from a nice nap and asking the nurse if they are done. Turns out they were!

I made several attempts to sit up at the edge of my chair but felt like I didn’t have control and when I finally did I was told by the nurse not to stand up. And then I was presented with …

Wheel Chair

I was sober enough to take this shot of it, yes a bit blurry but I kept the phone cam as steady as I can and it has a slow focus! I got wheeled out to my car, stood up and got in.

A few important points for anyone else considering doing this.

• You must pay the full amount before they will do the procedure, apparently you will be too out of it to pay them after.
• You can NOT keep your teeth, yes I asked, but they will show them to you after when you are too drugged up to care.
• You will have some pain and your face will swell, mine still is but much less.
• You will be given pain killers … this is important for some. I didn’t take any.
• The .01 chance of mutation is a lie!

Oh and the stitches in my mouth will fall out on their own … I think … eventually.

I just saw a cnn video on Paris Hilton getting a new reality show. After my last post, Paris fights Lohan for the title, which I said Paris was upset over Lindsey Lohan stealing her spotlight. And here we go, Paris wins again. Not only did she get the new mugshot but she got a bonus reward of a reality show. Whats a couple of nights in jail when you get millions for it soon after. So I suppose drugs pay the bills.

The sadder part of all this is, people will probably watch the show. Paris, can I have a million bucks?

Poor Paris Hilton. Lindsey Lohan was stealing the spotlight after being locked up in jail and then again when she was released from jail. And where was Paris in all this? Paris was always known as the drug addict, drunk, and girl who exposes herself in public every other day.

Paris decided it was time to take her title back and got herself arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. Now she has three mug shots on record and in this last one, see below, she is smiling and well aware of her success of hitting the spotlight again. Of course I am helping her in this spotlight as well, oh well.

Paris Hilton Mug Shot

Blood Test

I had my blood withdrawn this morning. And now I wait for the results which should be in next week. I will see if my better eating habits and exercising have paid off. I know I have benefited for my health either way and I have to continue eating better and exercising. But I am hoping that this will also eliminate the need to take medicine which the doctor suggested I take the last time I withdrew my blood. I refused to take it last time after realizing it is something I would have always take. Yeah forever. No thanks. Medicine for me is the very last resort. I don’t like taking any drugs when I am sick. Unless I am in serious pain, I avoid it. So the lesson is, don’t eat fatty foods, which eliminates anything fried which I love, but I have been able to avoid it and I will something every now and then. And we are told junk food is bad for us, from a very young age but we refuse to accept it, so again I have been avoiding it. And finally exercise always, no matter what, but especially if your job is to sit all day long like I do. Desk and chair job is horrible! Besides the health benefits, you feel much better when you exercise, and you are more confident.